Legend of Korra Workout
- Someone waterbends — 5 pushups of doom*
- Someone firebends — 10 jumping jacks
- Someone earth/metalbends — 15 lunges
- Someone airbends — 20 crunches
- There is a flashback — 30 bicycles
- Asami drives — 5 pushups of doom
- Amon takes away someone’s bending — 10 pushups
looks sad or angryis upset about something/someone — 10 squats
- Someone talks about the Equalists — 15 crunches
- Pabu is onscreen — 10 frog leaps
Probending is mentionedLin Beifong is onscreen — 5 jumping jacks
- There is a Mako/anyone moment — 10 lunges
*5 pushups of doom = 1 pushup + right plank + 1 pushup + left plank
Well, normally with things of this nature, I am used to exercising my liver, but this is probably better…
Dear people who want to rewrite the show:
You fucking sicken me. If anyone I follow is part of this or supports it, I am immediately unfollowing you, no questions asked. If you follow me and support this terrible idea, then unfollow me, because I don’t want you associated with my blog in any way.
And can I add, if that’s how you really feel (the need to “rewrite”): 1) STOP WATCHING and 2) GO GET YOUR OWN SHOW ON AIR.
Also noticing the whitewashing of all the Water Tribe people this season besides Korra and Tarrlok.
Like wow, how do Katara and Sokka get light as fuck when they’re older, that’s kind of.
Bryke, no. No.
OMG, YOU CAN’T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY’RE WHITE. Seriously, people. In actual real life, people’s pigmentation can and does change. Mine did. *shakes head in disbelief* That said, I have no idea if that’s what the show creators intended to do. All I’m saying, it is physically possible.
Oh my god. Dear kids who’ve got their underoos in a bunch about Mako and his confusion over Asami and Korra:
Once you’ve waded the dating waters and inevitably screwed up royally in a relationship or two, please come back.
All the judge-y hate for Mako. It’s called life.
Do I think he’s kinda dumb at times? Yes. HELLO, HE’S A TEEN BOY.
Dear Fucking Twit:
You’re a fucking twit. And pathetic. And lame. And an attention whore.
There were so many things I wanted to tell you.
“I thought you were dead…”
I want this to happen really bad okay..
My headcanon is that Tarrlok tells everybody that Korra is dead, killed by Amon and the equalists. Everyone will be devastated and sad, but Mako was torn apart. There were still so many things he wanted to say to her, he was angry at himself because he never took the chance to tell her how much he cared about her, and most of all, he couldn’t forgive himself for not being able to protect her.
Later on they found out that Korra was still alive and Tarrlok hid her somewhere. Hearing this, Mako was furious and goes to confront Tarrlok to beat the crap outta him. He finally found Korra and was relieved she was still alive and breathing. Which leads to him confessing his feelings to her.